Scientists once told me that there were 24 hours in a day. Thus I’m forced to eschew faith in science. I will disprove their quackery by remaining busy. In fact I’m convinced there are at least 37 hours in each day. I use each and every ReederHour™ working to get through my to do list, and if I’m not distracted by someone or don’t forget what I was doing, sometimes I actually pull it off. Here’s how I typically spend my time, and before you comment, I understand that in YOUR world, the percentages don’t add up. But remember, these are ReederHours™.
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WORDS MEAN THINGS
“I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.”
Benjamin Franklin
Been trying to do both those things since about 1st grade.
Hoping to accomplish one or the other before taking a dirt nap.
Lead By Example
Ride for the brand.
Be loyal to your tribe.
Win the argument, not the shouting match.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe said, “In comradeship is danger countered best.”
So is life. Mine is proving to be far better than I deserve.
You Can't Go Wrong Doing For Someone Else - But Never Share Your Frozen Zebra Cakes
Vociferous Praise and Well Deserved Criticism
David is amazing. In the span of just four minutes he was distracted by shiny objects and one furred rodent eleven times. I was actually impressed that we finished discussing an entire topic in one sitting. He also uses words that I haven’t heard since college.
CHRIS HERNANDEZ
For someone who writes about guns, you would think he would know more about guns.
DAVID MERRILL
“Shut off your phone, Reeder!”
Nora McCormack
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DAILY PHONE CALLS
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FUCKS REMAINING
INSIGHT TO INSANITY
A Bit More About The Inner Workings